FAQ

WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?
I am participating in the Dublin Marathon through the Leukemia & Lymphoma Society's Team in Training program. On October 27, I will run exactly 26.2 miles through the streets of Dublin, Ireland as a notoriously rowdy crowd jeers, sneers, and hurls potatoes and Guiness in my direction. Between now and then, I have to raise $4200. Since those pesky Girl Scouts have cornered the market on cookies, I have to resort to other fundraising means.

WHAT EXACTLY IS A CELEBRITY DREAM DATE AUCTION?
This is like a bachelor/bachelorette auction, only better. It's not a stuffy black-tie affair, and you don't have to buy a ticket. Best of all, you're not only buying a Babe, you're buying the whole date.

ARE YOU SURE THIS IS LEGAL?
No. But I'm not sure it's illegal either.

ARE YOU SELLING GIRLS OR GUYS?
Both. Ten guys and ten girls will be on the auction block.

ARE THEY REALLY CELEBRITIES?
Yes. In their own special way.

CAN I MEET THE BABES BEFORE THE AUCTION?
Absolutely. Join us at 7pm for the pre-auction Babe mixer. You can meet and greet all the Babes to choose the one best for you.

HOW DO I PAY FOR MY BABE?
Cash, check or CHARGE. Yes, you can use your credit card. Payment is due AT the auction, not after the date.

WHERE DOES THE MONEY GO?
Funds raised by the auction will go to the Leukemia & Lymphoma Society, which works to find a cure for bone and blood related cancers such as leukemia, lymphoma, Hodgkins disease, and myloma. They also offer patient services and education programs. Check out their website: www.leukemia-lymphoma.org

IS MY BID TAX-DEDUCTIBLE?
YES, YES, YES! Since this is for charity, your bid is 100% tax-deductible. Not only do you get an awesome date with a hot Babe, you get a tidy little write off. What more could you ask for? (Don't answer that...)

ARE THE BABES REALLY HOT OR WHAT?
Check out the photo album, and judge for yourself. We're talkin' USDA Prime.

SO, CAN ANYBODY REALLY BUY A BABE?
Yes, anyone can.

AND THEY REALLY HAVE TO GO OUT WITH ME?
Yes, they do.

WILL I GET "LUCKY?"
That's up to you, Player. Your winning bid guarantees you an introduction and a date; specifics to be agreed upon between you and your Babe. It does NOT buy you any claim to first base or beyond.

I SEE A BABE I LIKE. CAN I BUY HIM/HER NOW?
Nope. See me on September 10 at Whitlow's and make an offer.

CAN I BE A BABE?
If you are Babe-material, and would like to donate yourself for charity, please send me an e-mail, saffrontea@hotmail.com.

WHAT IF I ALREADY HAVE A BABE? CAN I STILL CONTRIBUTE?
If you are all set in the Babe department, but would still like to donate, then you are a truly amazing person. Make a check out to "Leukemia & Lymphoma Society" and send it to me,